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They Sell You a Shepherd

They sell you a shepherd and hand you a sovereign with a kill list. They quote the still waters and skip the blood in the street.

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They Sell You a Shepherd

People love handing out the velvet verses first, the soft-focus Yahweh lines, the little narcotics of devotion printed on coffee mugs for people who have clearly never read the chapter before or after the line they’re quoting. “Be still, and know that I am God” gets served up like a warm towel for the nervous soul, when in context it lands like the voice of absolute power ordering the world to freeze and acknowledge who runs the machinery [1]. That is not tenderness. That is command. If some man leaned over a woman at a bar and said, “Be still, and know that I am a man,” nobody would call it comforting. They would call the police. It is just domination and control wrapped in a sentence. But in church, with enough distance and enough repetition, command gets mistaken for comfort, and fear learns how to wear perfume and drink the Kool-Aid.

Then there is Job, that old theological fever dream that believers keep calling profound because they have already decided God is innocent no matter what the text says. The story opens by telling you Job is blameless and upright [2]. An innocent man with clean hands. No hidden clause in the contract. Then Yahweh lets the Adversary—Lucifer, by the way; why is he in Heaven? Thought he was kicked out—wreck him anyway: children dead, wealth gone, body destroyed, mind dragged through the mud of cosmic humiliation, all to settle a wager inside the divine court [3]. And when God finally speaks, he does not explain himself with mercy or moral clarity. He thunders from the whirlwind with the ancient equivalent of, “Who the hell do you think you are?” [4] Strip away the stained glass and the worship soundtrack, and what you have is raw asymmetry: infinite power crushing an innocent man, then demanding awe as the proper response. My studies and experience tell me I should say, “Go fuck yourself, Yahweh.” It is literally the attitude of billionaire elites: I can do whatever I want to whomever I want, and I want praise and respect in return.

The contradictions do not help the case. Yahweh introduces himself as “compassionate and merciful… filled with unfailing love,” then immediately says he lays the sins of the parents upon their children and grandchildren [5]. That is not mercy. That is inherited punishment being justified. Imagine sending a two-year-old to jail because his father robbed a liquor store. Then Ezekiel comes along and says the child will not be punished for the parent’s sins; each person is responsible for their own guilt [6]. Good. Fine. Excellent. So which one are we bowing to here? The God who punishes descendants for what they did not do, or the God who says that would be unjust? This is where a lot of believers start tap-dancing in doctrinal circles, because most of them do not actually know their Bible. They know the trailer. They know the greatest hits. They know the verses stitched onto blankets, slapped on bumpers, and spoken at funerals. They do not know the whole case file, because the whole case file is violent, contradictory, and deeply inconvenient to the fantasy that the Old Testament presents some seamless portrait of moral perfection. Almost like an ancient Epstein Files. Believe me, it is all in there.

And then Amalek comes through the drywall like the Kool-Aid Man. In 1 Samuel 15, Yahweh orders the destruction of men, women, children, infants, and even the animals [7]. Not just enemy soldiers. Not merely political leadership. Infants. Livestock. Total eradication. Ancient genocide with a divine auto-pen. And this is not some dead relic buried safely in the amber of the Iron Age. The Amalek language has modern political afterlife. Netanyahu explicitly invoked “Remember what Amalek did to you” in an official statement on October 28, 2023, and current reporting has traced the renewed “Greater Israel” narrative in Israeli and regional political discourse [8]. So when people pretend these texts are harmless Sunday school fossils, that is either ignorance or dishonesty. Old theology still bleeds into modern policy. Sacred violence does not stay safely in the sanctuary once politicians discover it can be weaponized. This weaponization began long ago and ruled the world with an iron fist—Constantine, Catholicism, Islam.

And this is where the Isaac and Ishmael ghost starts pacing in the hallway. People keep pretending one side inherited covenant and the other inherited grievance, as if the family feud somehow matured into moral wisdom. But from where I stand, after reading the texts and watching the modern fallout, both streams have been used to sanctify violence. Different tents, same old fire. Different prophets, same God, same blood theology once the knives come out. Most ancient gods were violent. Most ancient empires were violent. That part is not shocking. The shocking part is that modern people, especially dumb American Christians who could not survive a knife fight with source criticism, still act like the Abrahamic archive dropped from heaven as the final word on ethics instead of reading like what it often is: tribal memory, political theology, conquest literature, priestly revision, and generations of men explaining power in the language of God.

Imagine if we made foreign policy by the Emerald Tablet. Imagine Congress solemnly quoting Hermes before approving missiles. Imagine cable preachers yelling that the Necronomicon clearly justifies bombing runs. Imagine some governor invoking Marduk, Odin, or a passage from the Mahabharata to explain why more children need to die in the name of destiny. Christians would laugh that madness straight out of the room. And they should. But attach the same fever dream to Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Zion, covenant, prophecy, or end-times charts, and suddenly lunacy gets treated like wisdom in a necktie. Same species of superstition. Same ancient urge to baptize tribal conflict in cosmic meaning. The difference is not rationality. The difference is familiarity. People will mock another man’s mythology while dying for the one their parents taught them before they had a chance to think.

And before the sentimentalists rush in with “but God is love,” let’s put this bed under the black light. Egypt’s firstborn are killed from palace to prison [9], and then Psalm 136 turns that horror into praise: “Give thanks to him who killed the firstborn of Egypt. His faithful love endures forever” [10]. Read that like a sane mammal. Sit with it for a full minute without the worship music. Children die, and the congregation is told to call it love. Then you get Elisha, mocked by boys for being bald, and two bears come out and maul forty-two of them after the prophet curses them [11]. That is not hidden. That is not fringe. That is in the text. So when believers clutch their pearls because somebody dares say the Old Testament God often acts like a universal dictator and complete asshole, I am left staring at the page wondering whether they have actually read the damn thing or just inherited a devotional filter thick enough to blur out the screams. It feels like weakness to me, not strength. Like the old song, “I’ll Fly Away,” because I am too weak to be a human and love the life I have been given.

They sell you a shepherd and hand you a sovereign with a kill list. They quote the still waters and skip the blood in the street. They talk about love while defending inherited punishment, massacre, terror, and conquest, because once power gets called holy, millions of people will kneel before what they would condemn in any human ruler. That is the fallacy at the rotten center of the whole machine: if God does it, it is good by definition. If it looks cruel, your conscience is the problem. If it sounds contradictory, your reading is too shallow. If it reeks of empire, you are supposed to call it mystery. That game can justify anything. It has justified plenty. And yes, I know many people of many faiths. If your faith helps you in your heart and makes you kinder, more honest, more human, wonderful. But if you use it to become a bigot, to excuse cruelty, to sanctify war, to flatten other people into enemies of God, then fuck you. And like Paul said, we see through a glass, darkly [12]. Maybe the problem is not the glass. Maybe they just hate what is staring back at them.

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